Looking for someone to eat this w/ me Lady & The Tramp style. Weirdos only

Let's go 😅

#HorseshoeTheory

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Me, trying not to be weird: I'd let you slurp up the last bit. Wait, dammit.

Let's do this.

but but... there's ketchup

No ketchup add mustard relish sport peppers and celery salt Chicago style or sauerkraut mustard and sport peppers and I’m coming.

I think that’d get you kicked out of restaurant.

a cartoon character from south park is holding a cat

ALT: a cartoon character from south park is holding a cat

That's a big wiener

Challenge accepted!