Why I like BlueSky: 1. It doesn’t want to shut down my vagina 2. it’s like hanging out under the bleachers 3. Hot dogs are our main food group 4. We are an equal opportunity shitposting site 5. The only thing we want to destroy is a joint & plate of nachos

Hot dogs are that wide bottom of the old pyramid. I'm a Nathan's guy.

👍 to right 😘

I have also ended up following/meeting people I would never have encountered on other platforms and I am 💯 here for it!

Baked nachos, while baked, is the way

You had me at #5 lol

Hot dogs, no. Cheese, yes. All in on the other points. I spent lots of time under the bleachers hiding from pep rallies that should have been optional. I wasn’t down with compulsory cheering, I thought it was stupid and creepy, and I wasn’t into sports anyway so it had no purpose for me.

*eating a taco* I could totally kill a plate of nachos right now.

And Vegemite! Don’t forget is Aussies.

You got nachos under your bleacher?

As a not American here. Why do they call chairs bleachers?