Got into a duel on the underground? Sure. Became a mafia kingpin through a series of happenstance coincidences? Why not. Accidentally sold your soul to a crossroads demon? That tracks.

Listen Sarah you could tell me you had done literally any outrageous thing and I would assume it was true.

Like you didn't REALLY tell TSA you were a maverick who played by your own rules?

I would not write RPF about them specifically but I have considered writing a book in which 2 women in their positions (winner and runner up on first season of a beloved show) are reunited on an anniversary season + Sparks fly.

Julie made me cry so much when she came back to compete, like, how do I have this many feelings about a stranger?! But yes, my favorite thing about it is that they're all supportive of each other and the editing/production doesn't push them to do the weird "I hope so and so goes home' thing.

It seems to change season by season. Tubi is the best bet lately.

He doesn't contribute anything meaningful, and yes, so many people have won. Billie would be great, for instance. But also you have Poh, who is nearly a winner, pick Melissa.

Reynold!!!!! A gift to us all. I love Jean Christophe but I do think we could do without Andy, really.

I would go to war for Poh. And so am I! I like the new judging team fine but I miss Melissa (and Jock 😭)

My second book has the MC most coming off a stint competing on it! I have a lot of opinions about producer manipulation last season (bad) and also about Poh's outfits (good).