Bought $12 Tix and a couple stopped us on our way to get concessions and gave us their club wristbands. Free food and drink and an unreal seat.

i do not blame that reporter, it is demonstrably true based on extensive reporting that a lot of people want to fuck a lawn gnome made out of beef who sounds like the Apple novelty computer voice "Wobble"

A guy passed out in our theater. You must be brave to watch this film.

I am here to confirm that "The Substance" rocks.

No one works harder than the audio engineers tuning the vocals of a modern country song.

Oh no there's "people who choose not to have children" discourse on here and of course it is fucking awful

CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN CANDYMAN

YouTube be like "Crimes by Blood Brothers"? and I be like "one more time couldn't hurt" 😈

i was like "what fucking early weezer b-side is this?!"

LOUD AND UNHINGED ABOUT BOOKS? THATS WHAT THE SHIPWRECKED SAILOR BLOG IS FOR! open.substack.com/pub/shipwrec...