I'm going to send one of my customers a rambling, incoherent report full of lies and tell them "it's called the weave."

"you're not gonna get anything like this from CHI NUH. We have the best I was telling them the other day, just the best, everyone says it, does anyone else do it better? I don't think so, I don't think so. Everyday they come up and tell me how amazing and just the most wonderful customers

Don’t forget to have them “dance” for ~40 minutes

I think I'll call it my concept of a weave.