What the hell I love Fetterman now. www.businessinsider.com/john-fetterm...

John Fetterman paid George Santos $343 for a Cameo to troll Bob Mendendez

A Fetterman spokesman told Business Insider that Santos recorded and posted the Cameo just 16 minutes after it was requested.

Home Alone still slaps

Iowa v Nebraska is a fake rivalry

I’m pie-curious tonight

Is Jimmy Carter still living in hospice? He’s been posted up there for like two years.

These war guys love war

I know the world seems fucked up right now but just know that you still have to commute to your cubicle to input numbers into a spreadsheet.

I think about retiring on laundry day all the time

And it easily hit. Like clockwork.

Lol dying