Remember the guy who was making fun of Mike Tyson on a plane right up to the moment Tyson gave him a beating? It's wild (and telling) that he never once thought "Making fun of Mike Tyson might be dangerous".

Alt Text - An evacuation map where most of the peninsula is red, but just the tip where Miami is located is still green.

Is it just me or does this look like the condom broke on Florida?

Shout out to one of my favorite beers: Princess Yum Yum (Denver Beer Company)

A sad looking RFK in his living room holding a dead bear cub while standing in front of a severed whales head. A crying Olivia Nuzzi keeps yelling "I'm fired" as Cheryl Hines glares at him while the "Curb" theme plays and the credits roll.

This is why we can't have nice things.

a woman is making a funny face in front of a statue of a man .

Alt: Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live

Also you'll need to give this number to every school, employer, creditor, financial institution, and government agency you ever work with, but it is a VERY SECRET number and if anyone finds out what it is they can ruin your life. Good luck.

I worked VIP services for a mega resort. Guests at this level are routinely drunk, abusive, sadistic, disruptive assholes with zero consequences. To be expelled means there are many documented incidents horrible enough to catch management's eye not just 1 or 2. He's about to go through some things.

How can we lower the cost of groceries? Maybe there’s a farmer who will give you some corn. Housing? Maybe you could sleep on a friend’s couch Healthcare? I’ve heard an apple a day keeps the doctor away These guys are so out of touch, and weird.