I love how he’s talking about major metropolitan area Aurora CO like it’s Mayberry with “just a sheriff and a deputy”😂

And chicken shit especially is in its own category of pungent 🤢

This feels like an SNL skit waiting to be born!

“This claim is false. Page 451 does not say anything about this in our version of Project 2025. However if Governor Polis had referenced page 452 then this claim would have been totally true.”

Jane's Overindulgence

The woman has basically made an entire career out of DESTROYING men who have wronged her. Not liking Trump's chances with this one.

We are exactly 1 step away from players getting paid by fans DURING the games. Soon each player will have their own QR code and fans will be able to "reward" a good play. 🙄

Swiss on a cheesesteak is just a completely different sandwich. Like ordering a cheesesteak but instead of beef, make it corned beef. Instead of cheese wiz, make it Swiss cheese. And instead of onions make it Sauerkraut. Bitch you just ordered a Rueben! These guys are weird.

Of course!

The only way this could be better is if he fled to a boat that was immediately sunk by orcas.