Swear to god all the loudest frogs in world live in my backyard

Ketchup is disgusting, mustard is the one true condiment

That’ll do, pig

DM’d you on the other site

I couldn’t even give away Bluesky invites to my friends but now they’re geeking out over Threads 😭

Post the album that best reflects your mental state https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Cbs9tJa4L._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg

Took about 15 minutes to hit the daily limit on Twitter. Real big brain move to throttle an ad supported platform 😂

All tech CEO’s should have to fight in at least one cage match a year

“Still punk as fuck” I whisper to myself as literally everything hurts 4 days after Bonnaroo

As long as it isn’t like the Elon horse deal