The most expert ass-kicking I’ve ever seen was administered by the staff of a Dongbei restaurant to the newly announced ex-boyfriend of one of the waitresses

Brendan you are hitting it out of the park this week

That is fabulous fighting! But as someone who has experience doing those techniques on the fly against two fighters at once, this isn't usually how it unfolds. At least a couple elements seem carefully choreographed. Are you sure it's spontaneous? (Even choreographed, it would be v. well done.)

Life is actually like a movie every once in awhile lol