man: humpty dumpty fell off the wall king: who? man: the big egg guy king: the what man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on

it’s hot outside (proceeds to wear all black)

Ja toma

me: I need a passport so I can go to australia clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime? me: is... is that still necessary

I guess I have no Twitter mutuals

Nbonki.bsky.socialJul 4, 2023 11:46am

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Olha eu

Pq tem tanto post de gente pelada essas hora da tarde 😭😭

Não gostei, entrei aqui tem umas 2 horas e não tenho 300 seguidores ainda, vou denunciar o app

Eu amo.