I left The Other place a few years ago, before Emperor Hairplugs took over. My mind was broken by constant doom-scrolling, culture war and minute-to-minute politics - it had made me ill and strange. I am much better now. It's good so many of you are out. But please, be careful here too.
When not posting about cats, weird thumbs or toy robots, I'm the writer on the next game from Returnal folks Housemarque. Can't say owt about that yet, but I've had a whale of a time dreaming up its world, characters and stories.
Every time I get a little trickle of new followers - despite barely posting here - I know something terrible has happened Elsewhere. And I am entirely content in my absolute ignorance as to what it was. (Also, hello).
The Britpop comeback has progressed at such harrowing speed that there's now a 1-in-5 risk I'll hear a Stereophonics song in any pub I visit.
