I do not remember finishing this. It sounds complete. Elves? Working at ridiculously late hours (again)? Bit of both?
Pan ghost-wrote this.
I want to be friends with these cats. So cute!!
I am now really wishing you were my neighbor because imagine what TWO chaos cryptids could get up to next door to the graveyard! (this was a delight to read. Hope you feel better soon and that you got your food.)
It would definitely explain why a character would want to escape immortality--and how the condition was even bearable in the first place. If you've never been able to love someone, you can't suffer from continual heartbreak. You don't even know what to miss.
Now considering "he has two grand pianos" as the benchmark for extreme wealth.
*concerned reader noises* I both need to hear more and am terrified to hear it.
It's a well-known side effect of exposure to orchestra rehearsals. Do not turn the cryptid off and on again. That is not necessary. Please do not shake the cryptid. This will only add a weird vibrato the and general dizziness.
please don't call the truancy officers the smol cryptid in giant sweater had a tough morning and just wanted fresh bread.
Full review of the book, in case you missed it: bookmarkedone.home.blog/2024/09/17/t...
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