Breaking News: Senate GOP Caucus Announces Minority Leader McConnell Being Taken to a Nice Farm Out in the Country With Lots of Room for Him to Run and Play Just Like He Did When He Was Younger.

DON'T GET MY HOPES UP BOOZY

The Stepford Senators

Bah. Send his gamey old ass to the glue farm.

Is there room for Kissinger on the wagon?

Yo Maybe He’ll Meet My Cat

*Dial up.SFX*

Leave him in the seat! Finishing out his term as a non-functional functionary is better than whoever they might appoint to fill his slot.

“He’s just resting don’t worry. He’s all tuckered out so he’s taking a nice nap”

A man can dream of hearing those words