I propose the Burning Man situation be resolved by the old burners overrunning the gentrified billionaire camps and engaging in cannibalism. I feel it would be a wonderful artistic commentary.

I have no idea what the current Burning Man Situation is, nor do I care. I do, however, wholeheartedly support this plan.

Honestly I'm surprised that there hasn't been a concerted effort to over take their camps.

Just imagine some dude named “Junkman Bob” nude on a homemade reclining bike covered in Christmas lights, armed with a pole axe made of marching band batons and sharpened hubcaps, chasing down a Silicon Valley venture capitalist in the desert.

And I’m sure that there are enough people who can make these stringy billionaires much more tender. And flavorful.

I feel like I need additional context. I'm familiar with Burning Man, but what the heck is going on with it currently?

#EatTheRich

not cannibalism, prions however desiccating, and grinding, to make blood and bone fertiliser in as option

we just need another music festival somewhere that's free and chaotic as fuck

And very in character for Burning Man

They really cracked down on those kinda camps recently thankfully. If you get caught doing a paid setup gig for a camp, whole camp gets instant ban. Same goes for any plug and play paid camping deal, insta ban. Also it’s not that bad here, folks are in good spirits it’s just muddy as hell.