Okay this is a touching tribute to someone who dedicated their life to the science of studying these things but dropping someone’s remains into the eye of a hurricane also feels like we’re trying to appease an angry god.
I mean Milton has now been downgraded to w catergory 4... Coincidence? Yes, absolutely.
Wasn't this the plot to Ghost Hurricane?
I'm sure there are some "Americans" out there who would be down with returning to human sacrifice to appease the oogy boogy beings of the universe.
"Now I have become Milton destroyer of Floridas"
Look we gotta try SOMETHING Boozy.
should have dropped his ashes strapped to a 40 megaton bomb, show that hurricane what's what!
More like trying to give an angry scientist the power of one CATV storm to appease his howling vengeful spirit
They weren't?
What a lovely way to spread theyre ashes c:
Wait, are we not?