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David Ambaras
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Historian. Author, Japan's Imperial Underworlds: Intimate Encounters At the Borders of Empire (2018), Bad Youth: Juvenile Delinquency and the Politics of Everyday Life in Modern Japan (2006). Co-director, bodiesandstructures.org. Also shitposts.
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Tbogg nailed Douthat with the Chunky Reese Witherspoon takedown years ago. People should still be bringing this up every time Douthat writes anything

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The way Douthat wrote about it was the absolute epitome of weird. www.wonkette.com/p/ross-douth...

One time Ross Douthat wrote a book called Privilege , and part of it was about this one chick who got the privilege of trying to Do Nakeds with him:

One successful foray ended on the guest bed of a high school friend’s parents, with a girl who resembled a chunkier Reese Witherspoon drunkenly masticating my neck and cheeks. It had taken some time to reach this point–“Do most Harvard guys take so long to get what they want?” she had asked, pushing her tongue into my mouth. I wasn’t sure what to say, but then I wasn’t sure this was what I wanted. My throat was dry from too much vodka, and her breasts, spilling out of pink pajamas, threatened my ability to. I was supposed to be excited, but I was bored and somewhat disgusted with myself, with her, with the whole business… and then whatever residual enthusiasm I felt for the venture dissipated, with shocking speed, as she nibbled at my ear and whispered–“You know, I’m on the pill…”

Chunky Reese Witherspoon masticated Ross on the neckbeard
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David Ambaras
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Historian. Author, Japan's Imperial Underworlds: Intimate Encounters At the Borders of Empire (2018), Bad Youth: Juvenile Delinquency and the Politics of Everyday Life in Modern Japan (2006). Co-director, bodiesandstructures.org. Also shitposts.
422 followers425 following2.1k posts