Boy goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great femboy Pagliacci is in town tonight. You can hurt him as much as you want because he's not a real girl." Boy bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor…I am Pagliacci."

Her: And then he asked if he could suck my dick! Me: Ugh! That's so typical! You're so right to hate chasers! Men are the worst! My internal thoughts: I wanna suck her dick. I wanna suck her dick. I wanna suck her dick. I wanna suck her dick. I wanna suck her dick. I wanna suck her dick. I wanna s

Kinda cringe to employ a cis person. Especially in a customer facing position. Aren't you worried that they're gonna make people uncomfortable with their cisgenderisms? Probably gonna say stuff like "Do you want a receipt for that, ma'am? Btw I'm assuming you have a vagina rn."

I need a cute romcom about two tgirls falling in love while performing together on a porn set. It isn't a true meet-cute unless there's onscreen gaped buttholes.

My most straight boy trait is that most of the time I'm drooling over the huge porn cocks instead of the pretty porn girls stroking them. All straight boys do this.

You're such a babe!

I think porn curator should be a job. Museum curator is a job. There's a lot of porn out there. It needs curation.

It's not gay to suck a guy's dick if he beats you in a video game first. Those are just the rules of being a gamer.

Looking extra cute tho!

Omg! A true gamer! That's extremely based! It's still so wild to me that anyone remembers that stuff. Let alone that there could be like an overlap between people who played my homebrew and people who know me as a girl lol