no man has all six: • a whiskey drink • a vodka drink • a lager drink • a cider drink • songs that remind him of the good times • songs that remind him of the best times

You've never spent a remote tour in Korea.

Tom Waits

I do have a bottle of Gin and Tequila, does those count?

Apparently we have not met.

But does have the soul-crushing realization that his chumba will never be wambaed

First 4 don't count for me...gave up on millennium night. For everything else there's always Pleasant Valley Sunday by The Monkees

Isn't that just the ingredients in a Long Island iced tea someone is drinking while the jukebox plays the wedding song he danced to with his now ex-wife?

Danny-boy tho

A banger song and a banger skeet

I can knock them down, but they come up again.