DUOLINGO OWL: [snorts line of coke] LET’S GET BILINGUAL MOTHERFUCKERS

DUOLINGO OWL: YOU'RE on a streak?! I haven't slept for 8 days! Suck on that streak!

COMO SE DICE DOPED OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND

DUOLINGO OWL: [injects my arm] feel that? THAT’S THE POWER OF A SECOND LANGUAGE BABY YEAAAAAH

I love the Frankie Boyle coke joke... "Queen Victoria did cocaine! And not the shit you take! You never did a line and said, '(sniff) Let's invade India.'"