petition to remake every family sitcom into a Dateline documentary

"Those Were The Days." Begins with Archie Bunker riding down a golden escalator.

"These early retirees thought their new community was a reward for a life well-lived, but the local froyo shop's recipe wasn't its only secret..."

i hear this is basically the plot of Kevin Can F**k Himself 😂 So there’s obviously a market!

NARRATOR: whatever happened to predictability? well, in this quaint San Francisco home, it was found dead one night in the summer of 1988. welcome to Dateline