The fact that points of interest were copied and pasted again and again and again across the galaxy really didn't help
And then they have all the mineral rights on former federal lands
It's an improvement of their usual move to interview like republican county organization chairs as "undecided voters"
The rabbit holes were my favorite
These are definitely the kind of people that took up bio 101 course and thought everything was figured out, never bothered to crack open a cell or a body to find out that everything kind of looks like undifferentiated goop and nothing is color coded.
I think you just have to get to learn their vibes, I' talked with a bird guy and he was just like "yeah, so to get the best photo of this bird you wait until it poops and then it will take off." Just the most detailed and dedicated knowledge
Sometimes that's just where you gotta start
I am not trapped in here with them, they are trapped in here with me.
I assume they found an advertising firm from some place not full of people that think being called an asshole is a badge of honor.