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Ah, but the recipe should exceed the bake, or what’s the next bake for
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Starting a charity devoted to building life size mazes with the occasional minotaur for the idle rich. Self guided consumption isn’t cutting it and we don’t have any more Batilles

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Despite the unfortunate scoring, among my better baguettes thus far. Skipped the stand mixer to go all hands, and went with sourdough discard from fridge instead of fresh. Think the additional acidity from the discard worked as well as it does for banh mi kong baguettes. #breadsky

Baguettes, scored so poorly their sight would cause De Gaulle’s mustache to storm off his face in rage.
Baguette crumb, not bad, De Gaulle’s mustache might sneak back to give it a curious sniff.
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breadlife.bsky.social

I’m more of a spite water guzzler myself

“Woke Tears H2Q” water bottles from a CPAC soirée.
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Mickey Mouse smoking a cig on break
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Calling this one The Italian Whey because it’s hydrated with olive oil and whey. #breadsky

Sourdough, whey boule with score marks that almost look like stalk leaves, but only if you squirt.
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breadlife.bsky.social

The best sammie I had in Philly was served out of an unmarked residential kitchen with backdoor lawn chair seating. Idk if it was a restaurant or if the dude was just trying it out for the weekend

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breadlife.bsky.social

I don't know, this is just the kind of loud-but-timid policy reform that might turn things around for 'ol shootin putin

Flex patch on leaking tank meme. Tank = general population decline. Leaking water = 600k casualties in "special military operation". Patch = relaxed visas.
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breadlife.bsky.social

Meanwhile on Elon’s own property

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breadlife.bsky.social

"show me kamala eating a white baby, with walz pouring mayonnaise"

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Can't wait for the NYT to write stories about Stolen Pallor

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@breadlife.bsky.social
Ah, but the recipe should exceed the bake, or what’s the next bake for
30 followers137 following103 posts