My enemies are frolicking in the bushes behind my house when they should be conspiring. I can hear them giggling.

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Does that mean sneeze-prone people need not apply? “We need phlegmatic people. No, not like that!”

Isabella Briggs Meyers also wrote a eugenics murder mystery which was basically Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None", except the murders were revealed to be a family committing suicide one by one, once they realized they had a black ancestor, because they didn't want to pollute the gene pool

Choke Tuah! *angry Al Pacino voice*

Never going to get the appeal of those things. I’d as soon want to eat cola cookie as I’d want to drink a fried steak.

Met a guy complaining that his ex wife is using the alimony to install wood floorboards on her ceilings and now I want to hang out at her place.

We’ve effectively allowed a child access to commit adult atrocities, naturally it would be unfair to withhold the adult consequences. The Law now bends to accommodate itself, AKA the Law is now eatings its own asshole and demanding respect from the observers.

3. Bulk proof 3.5-4 hours 4. Stretch out dough to ~0.5” height; cut out muffins and roll scraps into a dough ball (best to make this into a loaf, muffins from scrap come out too high). 5. Proof muffins 1 hours. 6. Cook muffins on stove top med-low with cover, 3-3.5 minutes per side #breadsky 🍞🍽️

2. Make dough - biga _^ - 145g AP flour - 65g WW flour - 35g Rye flour - 220g H20 - 25g Butter - 1 x egg yolk (~20g) - 25g milk powder - 10g salt - 150g sourdough starter (hungry & fridge cold, stiff ~80% hydration) Mix in stand mixer, moving from lv. 1->4 over 10-12 minutes #breadsky 🍞🍽️