Being in the friendzone ain't too bad because now you've got a friend and those are pretty hard to come by past your mid 20s

My mom is completely politically brainrotted and there's nothing I can do about it. I can't even have a pleasant conversation with her about anything anymore. I hate it and it makes me so sad.

They should make keyboard keys 2% bigger because I fatfinger the keys when typing too much

I would lose my mind if I was a teacher and Big Justice or the Rizzler came into my class

Anytime they put Clair de Lune in something it's always peak. This is brought to you by watching Man on Fire for the first time

"What dog am I" quiz asking me to pick a color. THEY'RE COLORBLIND!!!!

For being the most famous orange cat, Garfield doesn't really have orange cat energy

As a guy you can buy t shirts for $5 but if you want to wear something that looks a little better it will be $90 with no in between

Shin splints suck so hard. I'm moving like an 80 year old and I'm not even 30

Wish it was possible to fully learn a language in like 2 months