Son, shut the hell up about Pikachu for 30 seconds

France picking a coach for their women’s Olympic team:

The son of apartheid South African capitalists suspending Nelson Mandela's grandson is... a look.

The microwave demands sacrifice

We had plenty of barrels before JOE BIREN

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Someone just pointed out to me - this means IBM owns Ansible AND Terraform...

I’m in a Panera and one booth is a group of clearly drug addicts who have probably been up all night and the next booth over from them are Mormon missionaries. I want to write a TTPD song about it... ...the dichotomYE

He's lonely and scared and can't possibly admit to himself that his support is waning every day

He's so lonely and scared and can't admit he is losing more support every day