thinking about deadlock and how it's crazy that they finally made a good moba
YO?? BLUESKY HAS WHITE BABY?
ALT: a baby in a diaper is dancing in the dark
Had a dream I was making Northernlion Valentines, all of them just said "I love you a pelaTON" and then I woke up sweating.
Type of motherfucker to point at charts and graphs and say "yeah man the house is on fire but this shit'll tick up any second."
We need to say scrumpdiddlyumptious more dude. That's a kino word. That shit is locked the fuck in. I want to hover my fingers over an apple pie and just obliterate that thing.
always thought the guy that fought snoopy in the airplane was the same guy as on the pizza
really thinking that I should be one of those guys who hangs out at grain silos and eats weevils out of the grain for the farmers, this is what they do to people who grew up on looking at the lion king grubs and thinking "fuck, this is bugular"