Each iteration of this model of Contrarian Pundit Guy becomes more physically defective. Sully 4.0 is going to be terrifying.

They're all about to suddenly discover that we didn't defund the police

Why is Matthew Lillard in there?

But statistics show multinational corporations blaming crime for negative cash flows are up..... surely this must mean something!

Somebody should compile all the NYT articles screaming about skyrocketing crime and do like an end of year montage that ends on this one. It’d be bigger that a Spotify wrap.

Well that will stop them!!

does Nate silver really look like that holy shit

god if only

Googling "is phrenology really debunked" after seeing their heads side by side.