Look man having another Biden discourse the exact same as the previous Biden discourse sounds super interesting and I’m sure we’ll all come up with some great opinions

What if his name is actually Jobe Biden and the world around him needs to be sacrificed so God can give him a better one?

Wait but this time ...

My pitch to the NYT: I have a unique insight. You see Biden is old and flubs what he says like an old person. That makes him uniquely unqualified to be president unlike the guy who is old, flubs what he says, lies nonstop, and tried to overthrow the government in 2021.

i’m riffing pretty well but it feels like doing an open mic night at a club with 4 spectators

And I simply can’t wait to read those same opinions a second time.

Unfortunately my first opinion remains my best

Biden caught Benjamin Button and now seems too young to win.

sir i have moved on to falafel appreciation & recommend same/similar for anyone else

I'm pretty sure if we have one more round of discourse, we will come up with a definitive take and solution that will please everybody

My opinion is [fart noise]