Finally a husband and father will know what it’s like to see his family move around like they were actually there, present with him. This is the time of Miracles.

I say again, the Krassensteins ALWAYS looked like they were AI generated, so this tracks. For him, it's basically like saying "God is great."

They need to compare krassenstein brains to normal brains so we can isolate the cringe gene

He is aware his phone can shoot video, isn't he?

I hate this shit.

I'm reading this out loud in the Stevie Janowski voice.

for the people who saw harry potter and thought the moving photos were cool and not fucking weird

flooding the zone before the krass porn surfaces........

It helps that no Krassenstein has ever passed a Voight-Kampff test.

If they could add sound to these “moving pictures” then we’d really be cooking with gas!