I abhor the decision but I respect the enterprising spirit of the guy who keeps reopening the camp that Jason murders all those people at. The comparison is Jurassic Park but that at least involves an awe inspiring amazing thing, the guy who owns the Jason camp is just like “look it’s a decent lake”

Okay but the guy who decided to send him into space was genuinely cooking

Look, camp counsellors have been murdered here four times, but they killed the guy doing it. *What are the chances* it'll happen a fifth time?

He's got a plan and, damn it, he's going to stick with it

I was gonna put my "well actually" glasses on and say that throughout the 12 movies, there's only 3 that take place at the camp while it's open/about to open, but I guess that's still a lot of openings for the murder camp, huh.

That’s prime real estate! You don’t just throw that in the trash because murders.

I'd love a sub plot in a Jason story where the reason why the guy who keeps opening Camp Crystal Lake is because he bought it before he lost all his money in a pyramid scheme and has to pay the mortgage somehow.

I just finished Part VI where they went, “What we need here is a rebrand.”

Listen, lakefront property is hard to come by. What's a few murders

Look, you have no idea the lease is so cheap now. No I will not look into why.

Do you mean Crystal Lake IRL?