I like when videogames are like “ah but this is a challenge of your MIND as much as your reflexes” and then it’s just taking a blue orb to a blue gate while you shoot the demons

*taking the blue orb to the blue gate for the 100th time and achieving enlightenment* oh holky fuck.

Ah but have you mastered *all* the colors? What about GREEN

"I am sealing the sacred treasure in this temple, using a puzzle simple enough to be solved by an average video game player in 10 minutes or less. Before that happens though, it will stand untouched for 2,000 years and many people will die attempting to try."