I kind of thought society would do more things with Winnie the Pooh entering the public domain than a single mid horror movie where he kills things. I thought we’d be more creative like Winnie the Pooh would be on Real Housewives of Atlanta and shit like that

Killer pooh though… there’s…a lot to run with there

😂

I do like the idea of Captain W. T. Pooh, of the USS Hundred Acre, joined by First Officer Piglett, Chief Science Officer Rabbit and Tactical Officer Tigger. Put Owl in Engineering for extra technobabble, have Eeyore the reluctant helmsman, and Christopher Robin as the barman…

Mickey vs. Winnie slasher movie

I thought we'd see some erotic Pooh and honey stuff

Everyone knows its piglet that would be on a real housewives show.

There is a Winnie the Pooh comic where they are all demon hunters if that floats your boat

Excuse me, it was not mid. It was steaming garbage, real "I've never made a horror movie but how hard could it be?" level shit.

Jake Tapper: so what do you think about these college protests? Kind of getting out of hand don’t you think? Winnie the Pooh: oh bother

be the change, big dawg