I think if I had to monetize being bad at something it would be how I was elected class President in the 5th grade and my job was to move the trashbin out to the corner and I didn’t want to do it so I had to resign in shame like Nixon

What happened? your life led up to this moment where I realize right now stoned out of my mind and lying in bed. I forgot to bring the trash bins out and I’m gonna go do that now.

oooh, this last entry was the kicker I did not expect

That should be the president of america's job imo