Imagine this guy just completely wrecking your shit, he sends your pitch 800 feet away and trots around the bases and then he’s like boom check this out and throws a fastball by your ass. You’ve eaten nothing but dried beef anus for three weeks straight - this is the height of America
You complain to Ty Cobb, he slams your head into a locker. Truly a golden age.
this is all good, but I gotta know who's on first?
lets not forget the cocaine and cigars
Babe Ruth hit I think it was his 1st professional baseball homerun in Toronto at Centre Island, when there used be a diamond near Hanlen's point. The ball went into the lake
You completely won me over with “dried beef anus”
I've heard of the legend Babe Ruth but seeing that he used 3 bats while other players are restricted to 1 at a time (I've always assumed??) I'm less impressed.
was following until the part about the dried beef anus
Just a diet of cigars, booze, and cheap hookers.
He’s been hammering those Hotdogs and Beer and smoking cigars.