That’s true. None of those dead Japanese people are scared anymore.

Can’t get up in Ham’s face, no matter who you are😃

Excellent! You got this.

Maybe we all get to be above the law for like two months, or until we run out of toilet paper.

This would be even worse news if it looked like I could ever afford an insurance carrier for medical before I qualify for Medicare. Looking forward to a good checkup in 13 years.

Yeah, I’m weird too. I accidentally(luckily) married a weird woman and we had three weird kids. I don’t think we have a choice but to like weird people.

The alligator is there, but don’t worry. It’s full.

And that’s why I am currently working on “the next big idea.” So far the tenets I’ve got include poetry and radical honesty. The wife likes it but she says I’m going to need something a little more enticing… but she says it in that encouraging voice.

Ha ha. But the “market” is always more efficient and cognizant of the wants and needs of the consumer. Just look at McDonald’s. I got a Big Mac for the first time in ten years last week. The thing is tiny now. I’m on a diet. Thanks McD’s!