NATO! NATO. Let's talk about NATO. *long sniff* There's this country, I think nobody's heard of before, "Belgium." Anyone know about Belgium? Next to France, I guess, wherever that is. Never been there, never been there.

Anyway, Belgium! They don't pay their NATO bills! Can you believe it? So I called my friend, and he is my friend, very smart very nice guy, Putin, maybe you've heard of him before, maybe not, I don't know, anyway, I asked him, and he loves me, so much, I asked him if he could just