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@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
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lord help us all if i ever need surgery

girl: rearrange my *guts* daddy

surgeon: why isn’t she under anesthesia?

anesthesiologists: she’s under so much anesthesia
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Tell em you want xenon gas if you do!

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Ltittle.bsky.social

I need to do a sleep study at some point and the main deterrent is whatever verbal shitposts occur 🥲

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TGanesthesia.bsky.social

I love the shit people saying coming out of sedation. The cherry on top of this job.

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i just know i would sound exactly like the font somehow

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meladroite.bsky.social

"Count back from ten" "Okay... six... nine.. here, nice"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA real

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👻👹 britgina dentata 👹👻
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
3.8k followers1.2k following75.5k posts