No, its because you’re the most annoying professional dancer on Strictly

Ugh bots are following me That was nice while it lasted

well, thanks. I'm your man for pointlessly impressive things

I might order one but ask them to take his face/off

Alta Vista

been told that in my profile pic I look like a Fraggle

already got one though

Temu wants me to buy this Nic Cage blanket

I just found a farming news website called Wicked Leeks

Is it because it would be weird to turn up at your boyfriend's work every week www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...

The real reason Taylor Swift skipped Travis Kelce's Chiefs game AGAIN

Swift, 34, was at the Arrowhead Stadium for the first two Chiefs games, but she was a no-show on Sunday, marking the second straight week following her absence at last weekend's game.