Hey, drivers? You really need to know that when you yell something out the window as a cyclist as you pass them. . . we didn't understand a word of whatever it is you said.

Enjoyed this Popbitch item so much that I spent far too long finding the original wiped-from-the-internet MailOnline original and I can't stop cackling.

I've been ordering food in John Lewis cafe getting a table number, paying for a cuppa tea and sitting down for free meal, it's saved me thousands of pounds in lunch over the years.