Enjoyed this Popbitch item so much that I spent far too long finding the original wiped-from-the-internet MailOnline original and I can't stop cackling.

"drinking like a fish and swearing like a trooper". Love it.

Is that…. Keith Richards though?

Thank you!!

Thank you for saving me the bother

To be fair, it looks a little bit like her.

In the 1960s my mother's roommate in the Haight-Ashbury was so fat she signed autographs for people convinced she was Mama Cass after finally getting tired of explaining she wasn't her

Pulitzer-worthy investigative journalism. Bravo.

Absolute ditto!

The fact that the woman doesn’t even really look like her past the fact that they’re both old ladies is the cherry on the cake.

“Fish with and chips” is how I will refer to it from now on