Well I’ve been sleeping terribly so the eye bags look like dark liner

I might have to get this costume

Helene has been a great test case for the principle of “why isn’t anyone/the media covering this story?!?” posts being proven wrong almost instantaneously

it is made but its too cursed to be let out into the public, I shall keep it sealed on my phone

I’ve gotten Tebow, Paul Ryan, and Ted Cruz before based on my different facial hair and fat variations over the years but this definitely hurts the most

…..should I big naturals that

I don’t think they’re MAGA (very few in my agency) but definitely not very online lol

I can’t even deny it either, doughy faced bearded white guys with a similar haircut Def rejoining the stache squad now @mondilator.bsky.social

/looks over there JFC