"Here's Rotterdam Termination Source..." #totp

GOING DOWN TO FUNKY TOWN, CHOO FUCKING CHOO

STOP RUINING MY DAY

"Can we afford Lenny Henry?" "No." "Sod it, we'll just get Keith Allen to do his Dilbert Wilkins impression." #TOTP

I think they still sell that now. At least in N Wales.

I'm now wondering if that'll be the next exclusive revelation of Johnson's memoirs in tomorrow's Daily Fail.

*applauds*

I like that there'll often be at least one fleeting glimpse of something unusual when browsing their aisles. Tea-flavoured Japanese KitKats earlier this year. Amazing

When I had some TimTams (ages ago now, admittedly) they were nice. But I may have been mistaken. I bought some, so will post an update in due course.

In fairness, £2.50 isn't a reasonable price. Could get about 18 Penguins for that. Another Johnson lie.