I think I’m satisfied with this enough to call it done. Plus I’m afraid of messing it up if I add to it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Today was perfect hiking weather

Hey y'all just a reminder that, whatever your politics, Darth Vader's son Hitler Jr. having a stroke while accepting the award for Most Evil Man Alive at the grand opening of the Child Murder Factory is not funny. It could happen to anyone.

I am way too high to be in the next room over from where my parents are in couples therapy over zoom

I’m gonna need a Time Machine

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Chocolate Banana Split Pop-Tarts (2009-2010): Part of a line of ice cream-themed Pop-Tarts, this variety featured alternating strips of banana and chocolate flavored filling, and covered in a vanilla icing, topped with sprinkles.

Had an extremely sexual dream about an old college gf last night and I honestly still have not recovered lol

You and your favorite meme

Took my dad to see Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. He’s a big car guy so his first comment out of the theater was “I can’t believe all those cars in New York were period accurate!” So, two thumbs up from my dad.

Hope you all have a safe and happy 4th of July! Happy birthday, Steve Rogers!

Every single complaint on the new Indiana Jones movie can be boiled down to misogyny. The men are not okay