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All you need is love. Texan. Data Scientist. Byzantine & Late Antique History. Your cheerleader. Mostly here for the tacos. He/Him/His. “The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
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Y’ALL. Someone on the other site tried to make a Minion™ pizza and I cannot stop laughing; we’ve allllll had things go wrong in the kitchen, but this is a pretty vivid example... 🤣🤣🤣

Pizza dough laid out in a Minion shape. So far so good…
The finished, but uncooked pie, cheese and pepperoni forming the minion itself and its coverall, a slice of mushroom and black olive for the eyes— it looks okay!
The cooked pie which has just dissolved into a blorp of cheese and haphazardly scattered toppings, resembling a Minion that was locked in the sarcophagus at Chernobyl.
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Kkarenroberts.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

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REelephande.bsky.social

The alt text on the last is exquisite.

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MTlilbrownbat.bsky.social

The eyes tho

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MScursedfrogurt.bsky.social

Finally I can combine my love of Minions, Pizza, vore, and inflation.

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JPjoelpelletier.bsky.social

Never overcook a minion

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MBmariaboketto.bsky.social

Adore your alt texts.

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RNrosieniven.bsky.social

I'll show my daughter this. She'll love it 🤣

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JSjennschiffer.com

there’s literally nothing wrong with this

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SEspfhockeyfan.bsky.social

Nailed it

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Jjxsxpx.bsky.social

Well, if it isn't Lone Starr. And his sidekick, Puke.

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@brutumfulmen.bsky.social
All you need is love. Texan. Data Scientist. Byzantine & Late Antique History. Your cheerleader. Mostly here for the tacos. He/Him/His. “The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
656 followers680 following10.4k posts
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