hey it looks like your mother’s cruise ship returned to port

Thinking about a guy I invented named Ed Marinara

If I were a character in the Alien franchise I would simply choose to not work for Weyland-Yutani

My fraulein and I saw you across the bar and really dig your vibe

Immaculate ejaculate

Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the doctor. The monster has no name. It’s just Jamiroquai’s monster.

fwiw fucking an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions sounds like something David Yow would sing about on this upcoming Jesus Lizard album

Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep

Biden Camp Defends Decision to Put Gríma Wormtongue in Charge of Debate Prep

Critics claim former advisor to Theoden added subtle poisons to Dark Brandon's Secret Sauce

*looking disrespectfully*