“A lot of people are saying Luigi is just green Mario. And that Waluigi is just tall Luigi. I have two words you: Princess. Peach. What a looker. I’m bet she’s a fiend in the bedroom. You know who else I’d like to see naked? Donkey Kong, or as I call him, Donkey Dong.”

"Mr. Trump, we asked if you recognised your signature on the documents in front of you, and once more would remind you to try and stay on topic when giving your answers."

Did this happen?

I read that as Donkey Doug and honestly I think that sounds better coming out of his mouth

I lold

I looked at her and said wow what a looker

I said this in 2016, but Donald Trump is 100% that kid who told everyone Donkey Kong Country was coming to Sega Genesis.

LOL

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