"Piss on the hydrant, don't piss on the hydrant. It's not that simple!"

OH FUCK i forgot that wasn't even for the queen! it was for prince philip! that's FUCKING WORSE!!!!

"tell you what that kibble is really moreish"

the el dude puppers

pup show, with its main characters, bark corrigan and terrier "tez" usbourne

cute long-haired androgynous giant tormenting tiny women :3

i'm not yucking anyone's yum in that department, and there is overlap - Boosh likes hyper, for example - but...it does *nothing* for me at the best of times.

YEAH. yeah

damn. a rip on my Englishness and my circular nature.

okay i misunderstood this because i was literally about to reply "what the fuck i'm just Balls"