SEND...... TWINKS

starting my day with the girlbreakfast of girlchampions

das ist ja nur noch geil endlich mal gute nachrichten!!!

am i allowed to call elon musk a pedophile here. is that legal

This weekend has me remembering that I am often not enough of an expert to even identify expertise.

things that don't determine whether or not you are a man: - your height - your genitals - your ability to grow body hair things that DO determine whether you're a man: - being a miserable little pile of secrets

become ungovernable

Charging into traffic with my suitcase duct-taped tightly to my chest, guzzling a coffee and eating a hot dog that I stole because I wouldn't talk to the hot dog cart guy