Her being so irratable is still pretty fun, though! You push her buttons in just the right way, and she'll start hollerin' at ya!

Uh, no, but, hi?

🍁lowkey forgot abt the new fds chapter 😁

This photo is from a few weeks ago, by the way. Thought I'd share a picture of the mountain actually in-tact...

Yes, maybe you were, but clearly you've been dozing off the past few days. Must've fallen asleep reading your own articles, huh? Lazy, just as you always are!

Hey! Don't you have any manners!? Well, I'll say that Kakashi Spirit News is the much better window cleaner.

There's no way that could be a fake! Besides, it really doesn't matter now. The paper's in publication and everyone knows what you did! You can't run from the truth of your crimes!

I report the truth and only the truth. Your desperation already proves your guilt without a shadow of doubt! Smuggling from the Outside World is a big no-no, you know?

You're just jealous, sugar. Me and my paper are more popular than you'll ever be!